March 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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February 2012
189 posts
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
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Playing L.A. Noire
Partner: You're married aren't you Phelps?
Me: I'M MARRIED?!
Phelps: I wouldn't want that for my daughter.
Partner: You have a kid Phelps?
Me: I HAVE A KID?
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